What if Stoners Ran the World
(We refer to actual pot smokers and not people doling out biblical punishment.)

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have one more puff (or two) before continuing on.. Then bookmark the site so you never have to spell it again

Idiocracy: Our government bans marijuana, but building home bombs, no problem.

Is it just us or does it seem that our government is just stupid. Grandma can’t have a joint so she can eat after her chemotherapy, but if little Timmy wants to build a bomb at home he just has to head over to some well hidden underground website like Amazon.com and order up an instruction book. Thanks guys for taking such good care of us. Unbelievable.

To sum it up, according to our federal government:

This requires jail time   This requires a credit card
Grandma Smoking  

Wal-Mart of Weed set to open

Officially, the name is weGrow, but the soon-to-open "marijuana superstore" is also known by some as the "Wal-Mart of weed."

The store is a 21,000-square-foot space at 29th Avenue and Thomas Road in Phoenix, and it will celebrate its grand opening Wednesday evening.

Calling itself "the first honest hydro store," weGrow specializes in hydroponic equipment, supplies and training — all the tools and tips one might need to grow marijuana. The store sells everything except the plants themselves…

Read more on azfamily.com

Today’s Freebie: Christmas music for the kids

The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree Veggie Tales Album in mp3 format, completely free.

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Get The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree for Free today!

The VeggieTales gang is getting ready to put on a Christmas spectacular – a singing Christmas tree. They just need to decide who gets to be the star on top. While Bob will make the ultimate decision, he wants the help of some judges – Archibald, Madame Blueberry, and Mr. Lunt, who wants to be the snarly judge everyone loves to despise. Everyone wants the job, including Miss Achmetha, who is still hung up on puppies; the Boyz in the Sink; and Blind Lemon Lincoln. And, in the funniest song on here, the Peas and the Pirates fight over who should sing "We Three Kings."

It’s just as silly and fun as the first one. The second half stays more on the serious side with the focus on familiar Christmas songs. There are lots of new songs or song parodies as well, including three new outstanding songs, "Was He a Boy Like Me?" "What My Father Did on Christmas Eve," and "It’s About Love."

This is another Christmas CD that kids and parents will love because it is truly funny. It might be a fight to see who can wear this one out first.  That and it’s free!

Get The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree for Free today!

Today’s Freebie: Free Tacos!

image Don’t forget today is free taco day at Jack in the Box! On Tuesday, November 16 after 2:00 pm you can use two free tacos at Jack in the Box (no coupon required). No other purchase is necessary.

Enjoy your free tacos!

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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The 2010 Geopolitical Map of the World

This map tells you at a glance pretty much what’s going on in the world at any given time with its amazing modern technology. Check it out.

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Click to enlarge

via @MartinSargent

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Photo: What do you see…..pervert

Word scrambles are fun… and you have a filthy mind

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Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Viral Video: Chicken Fried Lady!

JellyD (also known as Andrew Bancroft) is back with another hilarious and actually musically fantastic video.

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Viral: The Unseen Sea

The Unseen Sea is a well-edited compilation of Simon Christen’s time lapse videos from around the San Francisco Bay Area. Think of it as looking out the window, but way faster and more efficiently than in real life. Careful though, this is really relaxing perfect for a quick break from the daily grind.

The Unseen Sea from Simon Christen on Vimeo.

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Katy Perry’s Boobs are becoming our heroes.

Katy’s boobs are becoming stars in their own right as they seem to have taken on a life of their own.

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Last Wednesday, Sesame Street announced that a video of Elmo and Katy would not be airing on the show because some parents had objected to Katy’s cleavage (the clip had been released on YouTube as a teaser for the new season, which began today) We found that horrifying in itself, but thanks goodness Katy’s boobs shot back with this SNL appearance. Yaa for Katy’s Boobs.

 

Here is the original that created the controversy in the first place.

All Katy wants is to play dress-up while she’s at Sesame Street, but Elmo is being hot n cold!

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Wallpaper: Milla Jovovich

Most know her from the Resident Evil series, we loved her in Ultraviolet and The 5th Element as well as she is the go to girl if you want sexy and bad ass in your sci-fi. This set of wallpapers featuring the sexy Milla Jovovich we love as well.


Desktop Nexus: Wallpapers > People Wallpapers > Actresses Wallpaper
Desktop Nexus: Wallpapers > Entertainment Wallpapers > Movies Wallpaper
Desktop Nexus: Wallpapers > People Wallpapers > Models Female Wallpaper
Desktop Nexus: Wallpapers > Entertainment Wallpapers > Movies Wallpaper


Desktop Nexus: Wallpapers > People Wallpapers > Actresses Wallpaper
Desktop Nexus: Wallpapers > Entertainment Wallpapers > Movies WallpaperNote: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Obligatory Warnings

There are things on this site that some people take offense to. Be aware there will be Marijuana related content as well as boobies and f-bombs and other adult material here in stoner philosophy. We don't think that we cross "THE" line but our opinion of where the line is may differ from yours.

If you are easily offended get the fuck out now because we might talk like adults from time to time, or even show a body part without clothing OH NO!

Please consider the entire site NSFW (not safe for work).
We are way to …ummmmmm…lazy…. yea lazy… to keep typing those four letters over and over again.

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